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Monkey Kickoff -Addictive!

Yes it is simple, but it is certainly addictive. Monkey Kick is the hit game for your iphone and can now be played on Girton United Football Clubs website thanks to www. miniclip.com, so what are you waiting for get kicking and you will soon become a Monkey Kick addict. PS. Frostie’s high score is 4291 Don’t forget to leave your high score... [Read more of this review]

Celentano in “slanket” reveal

Will “Alan from the Hangover” Celentano, was seen celebrating the arrival of his first born by donning a home made “Slanket”  The Girton United midfielder was relieved of Daddy duties for the afternoon and sat slumped on his couch watching episodes of Gok’s Fashion Fix. Celentano was unavailable for comment on his new... [Read more of this review]

Girton United FC Race Horse

Sheikh Malcolm Al Beswick has become a Race Horse owner with the introduction of newcomer Shetland Micro Dobbin. Owner Sheikh Malc has been hard at work training the pint size stallion for the new flat season and has been conducting trails to find a suitable jockey. To date Sheikh Malc has only one real candidate in 3′ 6″ Chris ‘The... [Read more of this review]

You Naughty Boy!!

After seeing a few people on Arsebook working out how much they would be fined for stupid things, Girton United FC thought it would be 1) funny to ‘borrow’ the idea and 2) see how skint you lot would be!!! Had sex on a football pitch £10 Crapped yourself in adulthood £20 Wet yourself £10 Gave money for sex £10 Stolen something valuable... [Read more of this review]

Is he really a HERO?!

I couldn’t believe it myself, but Joe Waller is my Hero!! Who’s he trying to kid?!?!?!?!??!?! Share on Facebook Read More →

LOST – SEVERAL LARGE YELLOW LORRIES!!

It didn’t occur to me until last night on my way home on two wheels along Histon Road (nearly coming off several times and cars nearly hitting me!!) that I have only seen 1 lorry gritting the roads during this cold winter spell. Its not like they’ve had no warning, but we’re going to get the same old bullsh*t from the Councils. The... [Read more of this review]

Oh Dear, look what Frostie has found!!

At a glance, he looks like a member from a 1980s band. Spandau Ballet, Durran Durran or maybe Andy from Wham?! But look closer, its only Malcolm BESWICK with an earring, shame it wasn’t a diamond!! Because as we know, Malcolm likes a giggle like the rest of us, we’ve got something extra now!! I’ve got an idea now, but you’ll... [Read more of this review]

Players find Santa in the Regal!

Eggnog, Sick, Sambuca, Curry and finding Santa in the Regal yesterday. Haven’t got the full details, but I’m sure that plenty will be written below. If you are wondering who the small chap is at the bottom, its Tippett!! Share on Facebook Read More →

Christmas Message from Rob Belsom

Christmas is for most of us a time for a break from work, I’ve now been off 1 week of a 4 week week holiday. Some would call me a lazy b@stard, but I would like to call it a well earned break, practicing my FIFA2010 skills. I am currently nursing a bruised foot whilst writing you this short message on my Fisherprice computer, it has big colourful... [Read more of this review]

Eggnog in Cambridge TODAY anyone?!

Let me bring to your attention that some of the Girton United players have arranged a tour of Cambridge today (Tuesday 22nd). Galbo, Frostie, Chappo, Waller, Kenny, Tippett, VMan to name but a few. So if you fancy an Eggnog, or something stronger. Give one of the a call and they’ll you know where they are. Share on Facebook Read More →