Will “Alan from the Hangover” Celentano, was seen celebrating the arrival of his first born by donning a home made “Slanket” The Girton United midfielder was relieved of Daddy duties for the afternoon and sat slumped on his couch watching episodes of Gok’s Fashion Fix.
Celentano was unavailable for comment on his new garment, but rumour has it, the slanket was homemade and something Will treasures dearly.
We caught up with the real Alan from the Hangover who had this to say:
“First and foremost Will is a great guy, I mean he isn’t me, but he look like me, less beard but it’s not a bad look. I think he might just be able to turn my wolfpack from four to five. The slanket thing is cool too. I don’t have one but I have a satchel, It’s where I keep all my things, it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.”
As you can see Alan was very much into the whole Will thing.
Meanwhile G.U.F.C decided to dip a little deeper into the phenomen that is the ”Slanket” to find out what looking as special as Will/Alan is really all about.
The Slanket
The Slanket is a gigantic fleece blanket with sleeves. A very soft to the touch, lightweight, but warm fleece blanket with large, loose sleeves designed so you don’t feel like you’re wearing the blanket, simply wrapped up in its wonder. The Slanket is designed to keep your entire body covered and cozy while you still retain the use of your hands. Simplistic and practical, its innovativeness opens up possibilities, but still can replace any normal blanket.
Offical Comment from Girton United
Girton United wishes to distance itself from any “slanketry” and has fined Will Celentano a weeks wages, despite the thoughtfulness of his wifes gesture to sew two old blankets together the club feels that in the light of all the scandals sweeping football at the moment any talk of the “Slanket” will be banned from training and matchdays.
Girton United will not be producing GUFC Slankets, but don’t forget you can still pick up your GUFC Chavsuit for just 30 English pounds (sterling).
I can see Belsom calling Will later to find out where he got it from!!