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Sheikh Malcolm Al Beswick has become a Race Horse owner with the introduction of newcomer Shetland Micro Dobbin. Owner Sheikh Malc has been hard at work training the pint size stallion for the new flat season and has been conducting trails to find a suitable jockey. To date Sheikh Malc has only one real candidate in 3′ 6″ Chris ‘The Flash’ Tippett who will be getting in the saddle.

Rumours are wide spread that Craig Galbraith was going to be the jockey but after 5 minutes mounting the horse, Micro Dobbin needed extensive back physio. Due to previous beastiality convictions Jake Brown was unable to apply.

2 Responses to “Girton United FC Race Horse”

  1. The Sheikh's Personal Office February 2, 2010

    With respect thankyou for the nice writings. The sheikh was wondering if you have any video footage of Jake Brown’s fetish as some of his wives would gladly make notes

  2. so jake brown has shagged a donkey, looks like a donkey and is hung like a donkey…full house!

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